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God conspires with the U.S. Government to cause tornadoes.

Tornadoes are sent to root out the evil in the land.

Try to never get caught in a twister.

God also hates soccer.

In 1975, gays caused a Georgia tornado.

God hath issued a tornado watch.

God sometimes uses his tornado to penetrate small towns.

In the end times, some believe God may appear as a tornado.

Tornadoes and their lovers will spend eternity in the bowels of hell.

It's here! The God Hates Tornadoes blog.

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